World’s Best Jokes Ever

Okay, Chill…I know it’s not possible to choose the best jokes or funniest jokes ever, coz women may groan at a joke men giggle at, some jokes may tickle children but adult may not react in anyway and vice versa. Although there was a professor by name Richard Wiseman (based at University of Hertfordshire, UK,) who has conducted a year long research to discover the world funniest jokes. according to him, he has received over 40000 jokes and 1.5 million ratings and finally he revealed the worlds funniest joke which received the highest rating, anyway i am not gonna publish all his jokes collection, but just to know the most funniest joke in the world (based on some crazy research)…here it is…

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”

honestly, i dint  find it much interesting , but yes majority of the people who has taken part in that research has found it funniest among those 40000 jokes.

here are some more funniest jokes which made me laugh.

My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners! (Sarah Silverman)

John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

‘Louise,’ he moaned, ‘tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?’

‘Even worse,’ she said, her voice oozing scorn. ‘You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.’

‘He’s an idiot,’ John said. ‘Piss on him.’

‘You did’, came the reply. ‘And he fired you.’

‘Well, screw him!’ said John.

‘I did. You’re back to work on Monday.’

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Bob couldn’t believe it — he’d made it to the last round of his favorite game show. “Congratulations, Bob,” said the emcee. “Answer correctly and you go home with five million dollars!
“This is a two-part question on American history,” he continued. “The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?”
Bob figured he’d play it safe. “I think I’ll try the second part of the question first.”
The emcee nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation.
“Okay, Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?”

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

ugliest baby

Texan: “Where are you from?”
Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?”

301 Responses to “World’s Best Jokes Ever”

  1. SALVADOR Says:


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